Jetsetter With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Excess Baggage: Welcome to the Frequent Flyer Hell.

"Why yes, it is my last flight. How'd you guess?"

Cow Blue Arrows

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

Dog on a plane.

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Hell: The Airport"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"There it is again, that tapping..."

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

Flight nap

Plane crash on football pitch.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

'Want to buzz the airport?'

"There! Just like new!"