Jetsetter's Humor Pillows

"Wanda, you're a month early for your appointment...again."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Cow Blue Arrows

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport Bored Rooms

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"Hell: The Airport"

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Airline Mergers.

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'At least we're still in first class.'

"What do you mean, 'Who's el ca-pi-tán to Albuquerque'?"

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'