Jetsetter Humor Gifts

"Yes. After all these years, I'm finally back in the fatherland."

Travelers transmitting Covid 19

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Cow Blue Arrows

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

Airport Bored Rooms

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Hell: The Airport"

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Airline Mergers.

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'At least we're still in first class.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"What do you mean, 'Who's el ca-pi-tán to Albuquerque'?"

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"