Jet Fuel Efficiency Advocate T-Shirts

'Our efforts to be rude impersonal, overpriced and inconvenient has made us leaders in jet fuel efficiency.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Natural gas

Windmill Maintenance

The Heating Oil Problem.

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Sports futility vehicles

Please don't run out of gas...

'ALP Electric Company'

New Bulb Saves Energy.

'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'

Zero Fuel Taxis

The Gas Guzzler

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

"I get about 5 miles to the gallon, my wife and son get the rest"

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

Labor Day