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Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Bradley Wiggins

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

I think I have a gilt complex.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Upholding the Law

"Let's take in a trial."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!'

Wilfried Zaha

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'

'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.'

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"I keep up with all the journals."

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'