Jersey Junkie Gifts

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Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Bradley Wiggins

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Chris Froome

I think I have a gilt complex.

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Upholding the Law

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"Let's take in a trial."

Wilfried Zaha

'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!'

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"I keep up with all the journals."

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

Luka Modric

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'