Jersey Enthusiast Gifts

Yo! The Amboys!

"If it isn't genetic at all, but just the upshot of growing up in Jersey, will you still love me, Mona?"

"Fuggedaboutit!"

'Get lost, Perlmutter! Chintz jerseys aren't going to win us the Olympics!'

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

New Suit.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

At the suit makers

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Waiting for Pants

Bradley Wiggins

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

First past the post.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Chris Froome

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Small Businesses Go Under.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

'Note the bold use of gray.'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'