Jacket Junkie Pillows

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Covid v Vaccinator

I think I have a gilt complex.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Upholding the Law

"Let's take in a trial."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!'

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.'

Replica Football Merchandise

At the CD shop.

"I keep up with all the journals."

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

Lady Justice using metric scales.