Jealous Souls Pillows

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

Candid Camera store.

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'The Saxon King' pub

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

Lovers

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Cat Romance

Fishing Contest

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

'No fooling around. I'm a very jealous guy.'

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

'I love our decadence!'

'Isn't that cute?'

How to avoid a heart attack.

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."

Jealous of a statue.

The Happy Couple

'Simon! No! We really were just fooling around!'

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'