Jealous Journeyer Pillows

'I want to go to my co-worker's secret vacation spot - it's warm, the sand is silver, and the ocean there is the color of Fred Yomp's eyes.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

The Lost World: You are Here

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

The Paper Route

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Filling up.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Fishing Contest

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Bike Rides

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Alf and Misery Guts

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

Letting Go

Jealous of a statue.

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

It's more about the journey for me!

Bike Rides