Jealous Jester Pillows

Upstaging the Dog

Fishing Contest

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

At The Clown Bank.

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

I was found guilty, eight of the jury were my ex-wives.

Another wedding

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

He who laughs, lasts.

"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."