Jealous Jester Gifts

Upstaging the Dog

Fishing Contest

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

At The Clown Bank.

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'Is he taking the piss?'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

Another wedding

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

I was found guilty, eight of the jury were my ex-wives.

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

He who laughs, lasts.

"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."