Jolly Souls Pillows

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Candid Camera store.

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Love is Blind.

'The Saxon King' pub

Lovers

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

Cat Romance

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

'I love our decadence!'

'Isn't that cute?'

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

The Happy Couple

Lady gives a man a rose for Valentine's Day and he eats it.

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'