Jolly Souls Pillows

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Candid Camera store.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'The Saxon King' pub

Lovers

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Cat Romance

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

'Isn't that cute?'

'I love our decadence!'

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

The Happy Couple

Lady gives a man a rose for Valentine's Day and he eats it.

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

A pledge of affection. - young lady asking her husband for roast pork for dinner