Jolly Spirit Pillows

Just around the corner..."Is it time, Boss, is it, huh, is it?" "Just a few more days!"

Santa bending over under a Christmas tree with his bum showing as a little boy look on.

'I waxed the runners.'

"It's cuz you're fat."

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Home depot."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Bears catching fish

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

10 K Tail-Chase

'He's maturing early.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Balancing two espresso martinis

Snowman

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Dog retriving Frisbee

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Phoenix

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.