Jolly Soul Pillows

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

Jolly Roger

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Candid Camera store.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'The Saxon King' pub

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Shoe repair

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Monster Horrorscopes

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Face painting - children have no faces

Snowballs!

Like, Real Gone...

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"He pretends to throw the stick. I pretend to chase it . Is that normal?"