Jolly Soul Mugs

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

Jolly Roger

Candid Camera store.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'The Saxon King' pub

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Frizzbee statue.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Bunny Pranks

Shoe repair

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Monster Horrorscopes

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Face painting - children have no faces

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Snowballs!

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

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