Joyful Soul Pillows

'You can always tell when Granny has had a good day playing bingo.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

"I can always tell when Roger has had a good day."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

dancing boy

Social distancing

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Have I told you lately that I love you

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Shoe repair

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Face painting - children have no faces

Mum Hearts.