Joyful Soul Pillows

'You can always tell when Granny has had a good day playing bingo.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

"I can always tell when Roger has had a good day."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

dancing boy

Social distancing

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Frizzbee statue.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Have I told you lately that I love you

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Shoe repair

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

Bunny Pranks

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup