Blissful Soul Pillows

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Social distancing

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Have I told you lately that I love you

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Shoe repair

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Face painting - children have no faces

Mum Hearts.

Snowballs!

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"He pretends to throw the stick. I pretend to chase it . Is that normal?"