Prideful Soul Pillows

I heart my bum.

Social distancing

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Mount Bobblemore.

"Amen. Please help me up."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

Graffiti Forever!

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Veterans Day

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

"Not apple pie again!"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"Yes!"

2020 US president

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."