Confident Soul Pillows

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

In my experience, two types of men order pink squirrels. First, there's the guy who's sure enough with his masculinity that he doesn

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"Hey, four eyes!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Social distancing

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

I heart my bum.

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

Greece

He'd heard it all before. He was being fired again, because of crummy weather.

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

The Creative Process

I had a misspent youth and I'm not getting a great bargain on adulthood either.