Confident Soul Pillows

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"Hey, four eyes!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Social distancing

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

He'd heard it all before. He was being fired again, because of crummy weather.

Greece

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

The Creative Process

"Can't you tell it's Monday morning, it's finally stopped raining?!"

"I can always tell when Roger has had a good day."

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."