Blissful Soul Gifts

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Social distancing

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Frizzbee statue.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Have I told you lately that I love you

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Shoe repair

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Bunny Pranks

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Mum Hearts.

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Face painting - children have no faces

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Snowballs!

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'