Cheerful Soul Gifts

Greece

A man in sunglasses

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

Rainbow Reunion.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Shoe repair

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Face painting - children have no faces

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

Commuters dancing in the rain.