Jovial Spirit Pillows

'I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Candid Camera store.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'The Saxon King' pub

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

Too young to be a grandma

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."