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'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

Candid Camera store.

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Love is Blind.

'The Saxon King' pub

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

Lovers

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Fishing Contest

Cat Romance

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

'No fooling around. I'm a very jealous guy.'

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Isn't that cute?'

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

'I love our decadence!'

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."

Jealous of a statue.

'Simon! No! We really were just fooling around!'

The Happy Couple