Jaws Fan T-Shirts

Man returning Jaws to the video shop

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

"Heads or tails?"

Rogue elephant

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

A cow with a Brazilian.

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

A cow on a drip.

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

Mc Seven

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Social median

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."