Jaws Fan Gifts

Man returning Jaws to the video shop

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Early photobombing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Heads or tails?"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Rogue elephant

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

A cow on a drip.

A cow with a Brazilian.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Mc Seven

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Social median

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"You're gonna need a bigger boater."

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."