Warehouse Club Fan Gifts

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

Werehouses.

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

For the community garage sale...

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Factory Smoke

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

CORN.

Sugar production

'Remember, Son- go for his nose.'

Market. Last night I spilled broth on my store discount clipping for mustard. There's soup on your Poupon coupon!

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

Unlike other places, around here "take a load off" means "get back to work."

"I see you met the author."

Production line producing production line workers.