Warehouse Club Guru Gifts

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

Tartine

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I could do that.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"welcome man cave."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Quiz Night...

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Creative accounting.

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

'I'd like to help you, but I never leave the office.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

There's going to be a lot of this around here.

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"When I said you're doing a hell of a job, Krueger, I didn't mean it as a compliment!"

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Rodins rotten juggler

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"You're late."