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"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

Tartine

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Best Before 5th Pint.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I could do that.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"welcome man cave."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Quiz Night...

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Creative accounting.

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

'I'd like to help you, but I never leave the office.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

There's going to be a lot of this around here.

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"When I said you're doing a hell of a job, Krueger, I didn't mean it as a compliment!"

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

Rodins rotten juggler