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'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Cat Lover's Leap.

Leopards do change their spots

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Sawrd Fighting

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

Bones

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

Man returning Jaws to the video shop