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'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Cat Lover's Leap.

Leopards do change their spots

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Sawrd Fighting

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Bones

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'I feel terrible, Chita left me for his personal trainer.'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'