Jar Master Gifts

"Of course I don't love you just because you can open jars. You can also kill spiders."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Fighting Covid

"He loves his leaf blower."

A Bloody Butcher

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

I love Basketball.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'This decaf's lousy.'

Flowcharts.

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'I must say, I do like your resume.'

'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships....

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

Checking watch

The shining light of open-source software.

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

He's just the pizza guy, but he's very well prepared!

'Don't worry. I can still reach back for that 98 mile-per-hour fast ball.'

Supermarket customer types.

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

COFFEE, decaf, mild, reg. bold, woah!

Sooner or Later