Japanese Monster Movie Fan Gifts

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

King Kongs first christmas

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Zombie pet tricks.

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."