Japanese Monster Movie Fan Mugs

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

King Kongs first christmas

Zombie pet tricks.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Official Fight Cards

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"There goes our early night."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."