Jailbirds With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

He said the colour orange would suit me .

"White Collar Prison"

'Let's get a kitty.'

Prisoner Crossing

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

''Where do you see yourself in five years'? That's a stupid question! You know darn well I'll be finishing 5-years of a 25-year sentence!'

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'Look on the bright side -- we could still be in the MARKET.'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Love in prison.

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'True, you've been assigned a nobody lawyer but you're a nobody criminal!'

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

At least you have security!

'MY doctor says I don't get out enough!'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

"I believe thr guv'nor used to own a boarding house in Blackpool."

'Never take the stand in your own defense. The judge can reach you with the gavel.'

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

"See you later. Do you want the door closed?'