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'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

He said the colour orange would suit me .

"White Collar Prison"

'Let's get a kitty.'

Prisoner Crossing

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

''Where do you see yourself in five years'? That's a stupid question! You know darn well I'll be finishing 5-years of a 25-year sentence!'

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'Look on the bright side -- we could still be in the MARKET.'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Love in prison.

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

'MY doctor says I don't get out enough!'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'True, you've been assigned a nobody lawyer but you're a nobody criminal!'

At least you have security!

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

"I've got him! I've got him!...Now what?"

'Never take the stand in your own defense. The judge can reach you with the gavel.'

"I found your contact lens."

"I believe thr guv'nor used to own a boarding house in Blackpool."

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

"See you later. Do you want the door closed?'

'Yeah...who knew community service would be this harsh?'