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"Damn, wrong file."

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

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When staffing agencies screw up.

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

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Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

'The Not so Great Escape.'

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Martha bakes with her new friends.

At least you have security!

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

'Well, I hope you're a people person -- the prisons are very overcrowded.'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'True, you've been assigned a nobody lawyer but you're a nobody criminal!'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

'Which section, guilty, innocent, or framed?'

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