Jailbird With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Look on the bright side -- we could still be in the MARKET.'

"White Collar Prison"

Prisoner Crossing

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

''Where do you see yourself in five years'? That's a stupid question! You know darn well I'll be finishing 5-years of a 25-year sentence!'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'I made good money - until they added colour to the twenty dollar bills.'

At least you have security!

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Love in prison.

'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'

'MY doctor says I don't get out enough!'

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

"I believe thr guv'nor used to own a boarding house in Blackpool."

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

"See you later. Do you want the door closed?'

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'