Jailbird Jokesters Pillows

"We live in a cell. Why can't we have a cellphone?"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"White Collar Prison"

Police Lineup Escape

Prisoner Crossing

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

''Where do you see yourself in five years'? That's a stupid question! You know darn well I'll be finishing 5-years of a 25-year sentence!'

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'The Not so Great Escape.'

'I made good money - until they added colour to the twenty dollar bills.'

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

'Look on the bright side -- we could still be in the MARKET.'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

'True, you've been assigned a nobody lawyer but you're a nobody criminal!'

'Well, I hope you're a people person -- the prisons are very overcrowded.'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Love in prison.

'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'

'MY doctor says I don't get out enough!'

At least you have security!

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'