Jail Setting Fan Gifts

Term Life Insurance

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Prison Romance.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Golf escape.

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

How to avoid law.

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'Look your honor - we're all felons here, right?'

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

'It's windy this morning.'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

Prisoner

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'I got life plus three hundred years...I won't be eligible for parole for six months...'

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'