Jail Setting Fan Gifts

Term Life Insurance

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Prison Romance.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Golf escape.

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

How to avoid law.

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

'Look your honor - we're all felons here, right?'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

You gonna eat your pickle?

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'It's windy this morning.'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

Prisoner

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'I got life plus three hundred years...I won't be eligible for parole for six months...'

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

A toast, to the ones who got away.

Identity theft. You?

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'