Itchy Feet Traveler Gifts

Steve found himself on his travels.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Giant Monster in Bath

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Injured backpacker.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Lavatory Waterfall

Thumbing a Lift.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Mummy Beggar

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Flight Socks.

Distance to horizon varies.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Pets on holiday.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.