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Steve found himself on his travels.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Injured backpacker.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Lavatory Waterfall

Thumbing a Lift.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Mummy Beggar

The nerds go on their first road trip.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Distance to horizon varies.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Pets on holiday.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.