Itch-worthy Comic Fans Gifts

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Are we there yet?'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Why Superman flies himself

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Fearless Frog Part 19

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."