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What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Why Superman flies himself

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'So who's smoking?'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'