Italian Bistro Adventurer Gifts

Hey, be-a careful of what-a you say. I can tell-a your wives everything!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Under pressure.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Pasta

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'How was the squid?'

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"A table in Siberia, please."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'Your bill sir.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

Roadkill Restaurant