Italian Cuisine Explorer Gifts

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

Tartine

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Under pressure.

Your lobster was off!

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Pasta

'It's my favorite.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

I love Cannelloni

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Spaghetti Road

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Picasso

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'