Italian Cuisine Explorer Gifts

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

Tartine

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Under pressure.

Your lobster was off!

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

'It's my favorite.'

I love Cannelloni

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Spaghetti Road

Picasso

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'