Italian Cuisine Seekers Gifts

'You said you were taking me out for Italian!'

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'It's my favorite.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

I love Cannelloni

Pasta

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Spaghetti Road

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Picasso

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"At ease!"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'