Island Hermit With A Love For Soccer Gifts

Hmm...all the best!

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Ball and Chain

"Will you be staying in the area?"

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Big match day.

His Master Voice Desert Island

Football fan

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

How future cases will be decided if there is a 4-4 tie.

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

Some Angels don't need wings to fly - In memory of Robert Enke

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

'Do you love me more than City?'

Football Tattoo.

Castaway Drummer

Future Desert Islands.

"...now it's time for a round up of our national sports - soccer, cricket, and knocking the BBC...."

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"