Green-thumbed Soccer Fan Gifts

Football Plants

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Greenfingers.

The Garden

Mohamed Salah

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

Egyptian Football

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Spot the fur ball.

Gardener

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."