Festive Soccer Fan Gifts

Playing Football with Rudolfs nose.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Mohamed Salah

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Centaur Forward

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Egyptian Football

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Spot the fur ball.

Football Accident.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Football/Soccer bubbles

Team medic spraying deodorant

Baby Footballer

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"Jim was a model Dad".

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Stop with racism in sport!

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Goal

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'