Sports Fan With A Green Thumb Gifts

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Prize vegetables.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Gardener

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"